Kendrick Lamar, Manchester Arena

James Blake, whatever, let’s forget about that support slot. This is the story of Kung Fu Kenny, and his adventure for… whatever it is he’s fighting for (Hint: It shines bright like a star).

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Channel Audio’s Albums of 2017

Give yourself a headache with these ten albums, let the sounds of 2017 burst your drums, then lie deaf to the world. It’s easier to cope, it’s harder to mope. Trust me, it was worth every last pop.

10. Kendrick Lamar – Damn.

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A Week To Crash And Burn In 2017 Via Song

2017 was one long week, hurtling by like a loose carriage. I’m still looking for myself in the wreckage. I hum as I do, because music keeps us together, at least that’s what we hope.

Monday: Migos – Bad and Boujee ft. Lil Uzi Vert

A hearse parked outside, tires caught in snow. It was 5am when they came to pick me up, take me somewhere warmer. I heard no crying as they carried me in my box, maybe they were, but I couldn’t hear them over my own voice, singing to kill dead time. Family and friends heard murmurings of ‘Raindrops, drop tops (drop top), smokin’ on cookie in a hotbox (cookie)’, before they pried open the coffin lid. It’s an easy mistake to make, and Monday’s are always full of mistakes. For everyone. I didn’t get too mad, as ‘my bitch was bad and boujee (bad)’.

From the album ‘CultureĀ  Continue reading