If you’re going to go to a local music festival, it’s probably a good idea to at least research a few of the bands.
And when you spend more time dealing with gloopy ass pizza.
Sticking your head into every photo board you see.
Wondering where everyone went whilst you were looking for a place to pee.
Dancing in empty disco rooms to nothing.
Arguing over the lack of Mexican food, then going back to Manchester just for said Mexican food, only to end up with no Mexican food.
And picking bands like Godspeed You! Peter Andre because the name is kind of funny.
Then there is not much you can really say about the music on the day.
But you know what? I kind of enjoyed sticking my head in every hole I could find…
How cool am I? And he? And them? But not you. No, definitely not you.